July 27, 2004


Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:54 pm

I figure that I must a GFP (Glutton for Punishment), because tonight I will again watch the Democrat Convention, which features Teresa Heinz Kerry, Tom Daschle, and Ted Kennedy. I fully understand that by doing this I am risking a cerebrovascular accident, a smashed television, or a head full of dead hair, but I cannot help myself. It’s like gawking at a traffic accident or picking at a scab.


  1. You have far more fortitude than I.

    Comment by Craig — July 27, 2004 @ 7:07 pm

  2. I think that, like a rat, I may lack a gag reflex.

    Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — July 27, 2004 @ 7:19 pm

  3. Ahhh… car crash TV… just like Jerry Springer but less interesting…

    If Teresa would just confront John about her suspicions of his gay crush on the other John and then have the cameras catch her and Bennifer in the green room doing the nasty while one of John’s old Navy buddies declares, “I’ve loved you since Saigon!”

    Now, that would be “Must see TV”.

    Comment by Mike S — July 27, 2004 @ 7:41 pm

  4. How could you not watch Tuh-ray-sah? She’s so….interesting in that Zsa-Zsa Leona Helmsley kind of way.

    Comment by Rita — July 27, 2004 @ 7:47 pm

  5. Geez, what are you going to do for an encore, watch the Michael Moore interview on that new Bill Maher thing and NOT kill everyone in a three state radius simply with the overflow of looks-that-could-kill and supressed screaming curses?

    We already KNOW you have an impressive pair, hon. No need to hurt yourself like that.

    Comment by LeeAnn — July 27, 2004 @ 8:02 pm

  6. Teresa speaking up for poor mothers is like Pat Boone speaking up for the rappers. She would have to actually speak to one of her domestics to understand them.Let her talk to me about the lifestyles of the rich and famous and I’ll listen.

    At least Donald Trump is man enough to tell you that he dosen’t shake hands with the great unwashed.

    “New York is where I’d rather stay

    I get allerging smeling hay

    I just adore a penthouse view

    Take the country, just give me Park Avenue!”

    Comment by cousin gary — July 28, 2004 @ 9:40 am

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