September 28, 2004

What’s So Good About It?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:40 pm

Today is this obnoxious knucklehead’s birthday. I wish I knew how to gift wrap a farookin’ clue.

Thanks to my friend Joe for reminding me of this most important event.


  1. I imagine that even if she got a clue, she wouldn’t have the foggiest idea what to do with it.

    Comment by Craig — September 29, 2004 @ 7:44 am

  2. See if she wants to move to Newark, to help her peeps. Maybe this snaggletooth can get a cocktail dress from the Gap, and go and see Bill Clinton to test out his bypass. Maybe this legendary funny-girl can make grade B movies with Ben Afflack, and move to Canada with Alex Baldwin. Maybe she can get an intimate Birthday party with the two Als, Sharpton and Franken.

    Hopefully, she’ll be crying in her soup in November. I hope she then cries for the next four years about somebody stealing the election. Self-absorbed, non-talented and angry, that’s this skank.

    Comment by cousin gary — September 29, 2004 @ 8:39 am

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