November 4, 2004

Holy Shat!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:51 pm

Shatner.jpgWhile scrolling through the treasure trove that is The Presurfer, I came across a site that is dedicated to possibly the World’s Worst Actor. He is to acting what Wing is to music**. The site offers, among other things, a lesson on “How to speak like Shatner,” “Shatner Self Defence,” [It’s a British site] and “The Kama Shatra.” For those of us who derive some inexplicable pleasure (albeit like picking at a scab) from watching Shat do his stuff, this site is a must.

I know what you’re thinking. “Yo, Jimbo, so he’s a lousy actor, but he probably is a swell guy in real life.” I have never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Shatner, but this guy did, and he was not impressed.

**Although it is difficult for me to imagine that anyone could commit a musical tort more effectively than Wing, the Shat deserves honorable mention. Go here, and select William Shatner’s version of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” and if after listening to that you haven’t died of terminal hair pain, click on “Mr. Tambourine Man.” For a Special Bonus, don’t miss Leonard Nimoy rockin’ the house with “Proud Mary.”

6 Comments »

  1. I don’t know whether it’s a tribute to acting skills, or not, but Shatner owns every role he’s ever played: Capt. James T. Kirk, T.J. Hooker(?), and now Denny Crane.

    He’s currently on Boston Legal, and plays a once brilliant attorney who is seemingly succumbing to alzheimers. I think that he, along with James Spader, are what keeps the show on the air.

    Comment by jmflynny — November 4, 2004 @ 10:23 pm

  2. Yes, Mr. Shatner does own every role he’s ever played. And I mean that in the unkindest way possible. Jim’s right: Shatner does for acting what Wing does for music.

    Comment by DMerriman — November 4, 2004 @ 11:08 pm

  3. I came across some Kama Shatra the last time I went anal on… never mind. You don’t want to hear about that.

    Comment by Velociman — November 4, 2004 @ 11:45 pm

  4. Oh THANKS, Jim. Kama Shatra? You may have just ruined sex for me for the rest of my life.

    Comment by Lynne — November 5, 2004 @ 11:23 am

  5. I know that Nimoy sang a catchy little tune about Bilbo Baggins – here’s the link –

    http://homepage.mac.com/maryt/main/iMovieTheater16.html

    Comment by Kate — November 5, 2004 @ 8:23 pm

  6. A quote from Dean’s World:

    You probably think I’m joking, but I’m not. As I live and breath, William Shatner has recently recorded the coolest album I’ve heard all year.

    Has Been

    Comment by Bob — November 6, 2004 @ 12:02 am

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