This is just swell. Not only could I appear in a Nyquil commercial (hacking, wheezing, aches, the whole bit), but I also have conjunctivitis. For those of you who have never had the pleasure, it is â€œpink eye,â€ which comes fully equipped with itching and swollen eyelids. The best part is the nasty discharge from your eyes that turns into a sticky booger-like substance that keeps your eyes glued shut. Itâ€™s at the beginning stages, so I will be standing at attention in the doctorâ€™s office first thing Monday morning. For now, reading the computer screen is a bit of a chore, so itâ€™s horizontal land for Jimbo tonight.