The Answer to Ben & Jerryâ€™s.
The Star Spangled Ice Cream Company is targeting those who â€œenjoy ice cream, but do NOT like seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes.â€ The company offers mail order ice cream that it describes as â€œan exquisitely delicious hand-crafted super premium ice cream featuring a smoothness, texture and taste you simply cannot find in supermarkets.â€ The manufacturer states that it donates ten percent of its profits â€œto charities that support the men and women of our armed forces.â€
Ya gotta love the flavors. Currently available are:
I Hate the French Vanilla
The flavors under development are even better:
Cowardly German Chocolate
Irrelevant Belgian Chocolate
Dutch (Reagan) Chocolate
Donald Rum Raisin
US Army Tank Crunch
US Navy Battle-Chip
US Air Force Over-The-Rainbow Sherbet
US Marine Tough Cookies & Cream
School Prayerleens & Creme
White House Fundraiser Coffee
Damn, itâ€™s great to be an American.