July 8, 2003

Sauna Pants. The Ultimate Insult,

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:58 pm

Sauna Pants.

The Ultimate Insult, who introduced us to “Wing Sings,” now brings us Sauna Pants.

Quite simply, sauna pants are to haberdashery what Wing’s singing is to music.

Enter the Sauna Pants site, and select “English.” Scroll down for a description of the product. Here is just a wee sample:

“WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SAUNA PANTS !!!
AFTER YOU READ THIS MESSAGE, YOU’LL SURPRISE AND REALIZE THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN ROUGHLY, AND SO, YOU’LL EXAMINE YOURSELF AGAIN.
BUT, ANYWAY, I’M SURE THAT THE READING WILL MAKE YOU FRUITFUL.
DIDN’T YOU TAKE YOUR TESTICLES ROUGHLY WHEN YOU ENJOYED HOTBATH, SAUNA, HOTSHOWER, FAR-INFRARED RAYS? NEWSPAPER SAYS THAT THE TESTICLES OF THE WORKERS AROUND THE KILM, FURNACE, OVEN AND MELTING TANK ARE WEAKEN SLOWLY DAY BY DAY.”

I have no doubt that you have taken roughly, so what the hell are you waiting for?

You absolutely must, I say, MUST check this out.

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