Craig ended up with a cool name, â€œDirty Jack Cash.â€ I wanted a cool name too.
I headed to the site and answered all the questions, including the one about the parrot and the one about penguins. Mind you, I took this test without studying even a little bit, which is pretty gutsy for me.
I finally reached the point where I was one click away from getting my really cool pirate name. I paused before clicking, hoping that I got a name as cool as Craigâ€™s.
My pirate name? â€œMad Morty Cash.â€ Morty??? A Jewish pirate? I can hear it now. â€œOy, ye stinkinâ€™ sea rats. Iâ€™ll keelhaul the next man who I sees eatinâ€™ meat and dairy together!â€
I suppose this could mean that Craig and I are related. Jack and Morty Cash sailing the seven seas in search of the perfect pastrami.
After reading this, Craig (the seadog Mensch, a/k/a â€œDirty Jack Cashâ€) took things one step further and wrote â€œThe Adventures of Jack and Morty Cash, P.C.,â€ the story of the pirates who insist that everything be glatt Kosher.
Swallow your coffee before you start reading.