Are you lonely? Are you interested in corresponding with people and making new friends? Are you interested in possibly establishing a relationship? Maybe even a long-term relationship? Are you patient?
If youâ€™ve answered â€œyesâ€ to these questions, then Jail Babe may be for you. The site contains pictures and bios of women currently in prison, who are interested in corresponding with you. Many are open to having a long term relationship, and possibly even marriage, after their release.
Consider, for example, Vikki. Her turn-ons are â€œkissing cuddling and candles.â€ Her turn-offs are â€œlying, cheating and abusive.â€ If you are interested in corresponding with Vikki, I suggest that you pay close attention to her turn-offs, as Vikki is presently incarcerated for first-degree murder. Youâ€™ll have more than ample time to develop a relationship before Vikkiâ€™s scheduled release date in 2010.
via The Ultimate Insult
I confess. I have never used an ATM, even though it seems as if everyone I know canâ€™t seem to get along without them. During the recent power outage in the Northeast, one of the big problems was that people were walking around without money, because the ATMs were not functioning. Often, people show up late for events, explaining their lack of punctuality on having to stop at an ATM to get money.
If I were to decide tomorrow that I want to join the ATM crowd, someone would have to show me how to operate the damned things. The fact is, however, that I have no desire to have anything to do with them. That is because things that seem to always work properly for other people never seem to work for me.
I can see myself pressing the buttons to get $100 out of the machine, and getting nothing but a receipt saying, in essence, â€œHere is your $100.â€ â€œWhat hundred dollars? All I got was a slip of paper telling me that I got a hundred dollars.â€ What then? Argue with the machine? Iâ€™d look like a nut. Call the manager? There is no manager. Smack the shit out of the machine? That would get me arrested. In the end, it would be my word against the machineâ€™s.
Here is a picture of what can happen to a person who must have been on her way to a bathroom but stopped at an ATM to get money, only to have the ATM not work or take too long to deliver the money. Sorry ass.
No thanks. I would rather get a couple weeksâ€™ worth of cash from the bank, stick it in a drawer and take it as I need it. Itâ€™s much simpler. In addition, Iâ€™ll be on time for appointments, Iâ€™ll be able to get money if the power fails, and I wont have to make any stops on the way to a bathroom.
Thanks to Brian, the Air Force Vet, for the photo.