This site definitely gets blogrolled.
December 23, 2003
Thanks to LeeAnn for the Link. I’m gonna make her an offer she can’t refuse.
After spending some time on BlogSpot while his regular site was being unscrambled (sort of like the Apollo 13 crew’s use of the lunar module), Rodger went back to his original site. Adjust your bookmarks and blogrolls accordingly.
Conspicuous consumption – The
generally stupid purchase of a particular item, largely because it is expensive and will serve as a demonstration to others of the purchaser’s shallowness and insecurity one’s financial well being. Owning such items is a wonderful way to show the world that you are a flaming asshole with too gott-damned much money person of good taste and refinement.
Here are a few shopping suggestions:
One can dazzle one’s friends with a bottle of Krug Clos du Mesnil Champagne, 1988 at $325 per bottle, or, on a lesser scale, with a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label Scotch at $185 per bottle
(as if most, if not all of your whiskey’d up buddies would know either of these beverages from cheap bubbly or bar scotch).
If fashion is your thing, the gentlemen should consider a Gucci shirt, which retails for $400 (on sale for $299)
and then consider getting their farookin’ heads examined. Hip women might be interested in a Gucci handbag for $1,000 (on sale for $849), or a pair of Gucci boots for $2,900 (on sale for a mere $1,849) , or they might consider a brain transplant.
Being a person
who occasionally has his head in his ass of most discriminating tastes, I am particularly intrigued with thought of purchasing a couple Partagas 150 Don Ramon Cigars $100.00 each. Then again, I may have had a particularly bad day in the mental capacity department. I can only imagine what a jerk my friends would think I am how truly impressed my friends will be as I dramatically light this 7 inch, 52 ring gauge waste of about $96 beauty and announce that in only cost me a mere hundred bucks. They’ll probably all want to shove the cigar where the sun don’t shine all envy me.
pretty friggin’ dumb great to me.
I wonder if the Partagas 150 Don Ramons come with
a complimentary psychiatric examination matches.