“I like to watch the streetcar go by when I’m downtown. I get to wave at my money.”
Cousin Jack complaining about a privately owned streetcar in Portland, which, in large part, is paid for by taxpayers.
“I just can’t watch a woman who is such a tight-ass that if she farts, dogs three counties away go deaf. You make Queen Victoria look like Paris Hilton.”
LeeAnn, of “The Cheese…” commenting on the woman on “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance” who doesn’t seem to get the gag.