Here’s one for everyone who has ever called in sick and tried to sound a just a bit sicker than they really were. Next time, forget the teatrics and go for creativity.
Employee: ”I’m sorry but I can’t come in today.”
Boss: “Really? Why is that?”
Employee: “My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma.”
Boss:.”Anal Glaucoma? What’s that?”
Employee: ”I just can’t see my ass coming to work!”
Thanks to my friend Russ, a Navy Vet who rides a Harley and who can fix anything.