1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Subs, Italian hot dogs, excellent burgers. Seafood and stuff like goose liver are out.
2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be?
It would probably be a half-assed novel about a Drill Sergeant who teaches law. Who knows?
4. …ran a school, what would you teach?
I’d like to teach law. Torts, contracts, business law, and evidence would be fun. Failing that, I would like to teach big money executives to write a simple gott-damned sentence.
5. …recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Songs my dad sang and songs I’ve performed over the years,
Aren’t you glad it wasn’t the Friday TEN?