March 19, 2004

Friday Five – What the Heck.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:28 pm

If you…

1. …owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Subs, Italian hot dogs, excellent burgers. Seafood and stuff like goose liver are out.

2. …owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Quality booze.

3. …wrote a book, what genre would it be?
It would probably be a half-assed novel about a Drill Sergeant who teaches law. Who knows?

4. …ran a school, what would you teach?
I’d like to teach law. Torts, contracts, business law, and evidence would be fun. Failing that, I would like to teach big money executives to write a simple gott-damned sentence.

5. …recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Songs my dad sang and songs I’ve performed over the years,

Aren’t you glad it wasn’t the Friday TEN?

Especially for Bloggers.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:15 pm

Technorati has gone mad. It is counting links from this site WTF???

The Blogosphere Ecosystem is equally nuts. It reports that this site has zero links, and it lists PRS somewhere considerably below pond scum.

I’ve got really great hair (and all real teeth, if teeth with crowns count), so I figure it must be something I said.

March Madness.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:57 am


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