May 20, 2004

Traveling Again.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:34 pm

lunch sign_0202.gifWe’re heading off with a half dozen of the Usual Suspects to spend a week here, where we plan on spending lots of time doing a good deal of nothing, except of course, drinking, swimming, and laughing our asses off at one thing or another.

After we get off the plane, we will stop here for an excellent lunch (with cocktails, of course). Then it’s a short stop at the supermarket to pick up a minimum of groceries and a couple coolers. Next stop – the liquor store, where we take on the serious supplies. One hour later, we’ll be by the pool mixing drinks.


See you all in a week.

A Few Deadwood Lines.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:40 pm

I can’t help myself. Here are a couple gems that caught my attention:

“I gets drunk and, on occasion, shits myself.”
One of E.B. Farnum’s employees explaining himself. (Of course, the character is Irish.)

“This several hands thing don’t f***ing help me.”
Al Swerengen telling the legislator to come to the point and avoid saying, “On one hand…. and on the other hand….”

“Desist from any crazy odor references!”
Calamity Jane telling the preacher, who, as a result of brain damage believes he smells like death, to avoid making any comments about the way she might smell.

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