September 10, 2004

Happy Motoring!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:41 pm

“Do you think we run a fuck’n valet service?”

That is what a Garden State motorist claims a toll collector on the New Jersey Turnpike said to her when she asked where she could make a U-turn.

The Smoking Gun has a collection of actual complaints filed with the New Jersey Turnpike Authority about some of our more endearing toll collectors.

And the southerners think they have the market cornered on hospitality.

Jersey – Only the strong survive.

Thanks to DynamoBuzz for the link.

At Home with John and Teresa. No. 5

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:19 pm

Teresa: “That was Hillary on the phone.”

John: “She called you?”

Teresa: “Asshole, there you go again with that mouth. Why wouldn’t she call me? I have plenty of oh-PIN-ions on lots of things.”

John: “Sorry, Muffin. What did she want?”

Teresa: “Well, if you must know, she did call to speak with you. But, while I had her on the phone, I told her that when we move into the White House, I intend to replace the domestic staff with my people.”

John: “You told her that?”

Teresa: “Yeah, and I told you that many times already.”

John: “I know, Muffin, but I thought we could discuss……”

Teresa: “Discuss? You must be out of your mind.”

John: “Well, what did she say?”

Teresa: “She laughed her ass off. I hung up on the bitch before she could say anything.”


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