â€œDo you think we run a fuckâ€™n valet service?â€
That is what a Garden State motorist claims a toll collector on the New Jersey Turnpike said to her when she asked where she could make a U-turn.
The Smoking Gun has a collection of actual complaints filed with the New Jersey Turnpike Authority about some of our more endearing toll collectors.
And the southerners think they have the market cornered on hospitality.
Jersey â€“ Only the strong survive.
Thanks to DynamoBuzz for the link.
Teresa: â€œThat was Hillary on the phone.â€
John: â€œShe called you?â€
Teresa: â€œAsshole, there you go again with that mouth. Why wouldnâ€™t she call me? I have plenty of oh-PIN-ions on lots of things.â€
John: â€œSorry, Muffin. What did she want?â€
Teresa: â€œWell, if you must know, she did call to speak with you. But, while I had her on the phone, I told her that when we move into the White House, I intend to replace the domestic staff with my people.â€
John: â€œYou told her that?â€
Teresa: â€œYeah, and I told you that many times already.â€
John: â€œI know, Muffin, but I thought we could discussâ€¦â€¦â€
Teresa: â€œDiscuss? You must be out of your mind.â€
John: â€œWell, what did she say?â€
Teresa: â€œShe laughed her ass off. I hung up on the bitch before she could say anything.â€