Earlier today I actually saw the Tallest Dog in the Blogosphere, the Big Kahuna himself, Glenn Reynolds, the InstaPundit. I saw him as I entered the smallish but brightly lit room. He was looking at the wall opposite him, and appeared not to have noticed me.
Nevertheless, I realized that this could be my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to speak to the Ultimate Blogmeister:
Jimbo: â€œHoly Crap! Youâ€™re Glenn Reynolds, the Instapundit!!! Lawyer and Law Professor, right? That is sooooo cool. Iâ€™m a lawyer too! Really! No kidding! This is so cool; I canâ€™t believe it. Oh, and youâ€™re a guitar player! I know that, because I read you all the time. I play guitar too!! You brother is in a rock band. I read that too!! I played drums for years in a rock band!! Isnâ€™t that wild? If you and your bro ever feel like jamminâ€™ I could lay in the drum part, or play some guitar. Iâ€™d be happy to do that. And your blogâ€¦.Wow!! A gazillion hits per day. That is really terrific. I have a blog too. Iâ€™m Jim from Parkwâ€¦â€¦â€
Glenn: (turns head in my direction) â€œCanâ€™t you see Iâ€™m trying to take a leak here?â€
Jimbo: â€œOh, sorry. Never mind.â€
Glenn: (resumes looking straight ahead) Heh. Indeed.