The Governor of New Jersey (Well, the â€œActing Governorâ€ â€“ You remember. It was in all the papers) just declared a â€œState of Emergency.â€ I believe that means that only â€œessentialâ€ vehicles are permitted on the roadways. Iâ€™m not exactly sure of the scope of the prohibition, but it doesnâ€™t matter, because I have no driving plans at the moment.
Random snow thoughts.
Why would anyone want to live in a place where it is 75 degrees, clear and breezy tonight? The 50-60 mile per hour winds and single digit temperatures expected in a few hours from now will be a rare treat. Cocktails on the veranda? Feh! Thereâ€™s nothing like having 60 mph icy wind blow snow in your face and down your neck. Gott-damned bracing, that.
I just heard that Newark Airport is still open, â€œthough experiencing significant delays.â€ Open??? I donâ€™t think they have printed enough money to get my ass in a plane at Newark Airport tonight.
Why, why to local television stations feel compelled to have some sorry ass news person do live reports while standing in the driving snow? They donâ€™t have to do that for my benefit. I can look out the window and see that itâ€™s snowing like a bastard. Must be some kind of rookie reporter initiation. I believe that Dan *spit* Rather got his start by tying himself to a telephone pole during a hurricane or some shit. Dumbass.
From what I am hearing now, it appears that we wonâ€™t even be able to begin digging out until tomorrow afternoon. Thrilling.
I need a drink.