On Thursday, one of Imus in the Morningâ€™s
of late, typically liberal pukes guests was Jon Corzine.
My first reaction was to immediately change the station, as I do when Imus fawns over John Kerry or Paul Bagala.
However, having been an Imus listener for more than a couple decades (lately, I find myself wondering why), I returned to the Imus program to listen to what our Senator from New Jersey had to say.
After listening for a few minutes, my impression was that this guy had better never criticize the President for his lack of articulateness. In my view, what he had to say was pure garble, and socialist garble at that. I was, however, prepared to give his early morning radio word salad the benefit of the doubt, traceable to my disapproval of his performance as a Senator and my desire that he never become the governor of this state.
I now see that Mr. Corzine has decided to dip his toe into the Blogosphere as a featured guest poster on Ms. Huffingtonâ€™s â€œblog.â€ Enlighten New Jersey does a wonderful job ot politely showing that Mr. Corzine could use a grammar tutorial as well as a lesson on using Mister Spell Check before posting.
Enlighten New Jersey notes:
We never learn what Corzineâ€™s going to Iraq had to do with figuring out how to prevent another attack, but he did discover American â€œsoldiers are professionals in the most magnificant sense of the word..â€ (We couldnâ€™t find â€œmagnificantâ€ in the dictionary, but we will assume Corzine was impressed with our soldiers.)
It saddens me to think that this guy, who is apparently bored with being s Senator and who is rich enough to buy yet another public office, is very likely to be our next governor.
But maybe, just maybe, he will clean up the Jersey Political Swamp.
Then again, maybe, just maybe, Iâ€™ll stick a feather in my ass and fly to Pittsburgh.