I think that my nose may be growing another nose. This second schnozzola is growing by the hour on the left side of my nose, just south of where my eyeglasses rest. And it hurts.
A mondo zit? Could be, I suppose, but I figure that Iâ€™m waaay to old to be getting zits. Hell, I donâ€™t even know whether one can still buy Clearasil.
I cannot help but worry that, when its gestation period is complete, my secondary nose will emerge with a vengeance, looking like that sharona with teeth that popped out of the guyâ€™s abdomen in the movie â€œAlienâ€.
If that happens, I shall simply name it Emil and try to go about my business.