I got my letter today from the Department of Veterans Affairs. Apparently I am one of the gazillion veterans whose information was in the database that was stolen from a VA employee’s home. The letter advises that I monitor my financial statements for signs of “suspicious activity”.
I figure that, if I see credit card charges from places like “Yamashita’s Sushi Palace” or “Gators R Us”, I’ll know something’s up.
Oh, and if some guy claiming to be me buys a house in your neighborhood, check his hair. If it’s not of the great farookin’ variety, please give me a shout, OK?