â€¦. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I was the happy recipient of a phonecall from Mr Jimbo todayâ€¦ and I am pleased to inform everyone that he is slated to have his internet access back online sometime this coming Thursdayâ€¦. the Good Lord and Comcast be willingâ€¦.
â€¦ so rejoice!… and likewise be jubilant that you wonderful people only have to put up with me for TWO MORE DAYS!….
â€¦ oh, and I hear through the grapevine (because, of course, I canâ€™t verify it myself because I am banned from the site) that Two Nervous Dogs are holding a vigil for Jimbo and The Upcoming Comebackâ€¦.
â€¦ there is chanting and everything, evidentlyâ€¦. which is very nice, of courseâ€¦ especially since I have actually witnessed Jimbo speaking in tongues before after chugging a pint of apple brandy.. so chanting is the perfect way to hold vigil for Mr. Rest Stopâ€¦
.. anyway, I just thought Iâ€™d let you gentle people know the scoreâ€¦. Jimbo is on the mendâ€¦ Jimbo shall returnâ€¦ Jimbo, well, heâ€™ll be back romping and stomping on Thursdayâ€¦.. so rest easy..