I received this e-mail about a week ago, and, as a service to PRS readers, I thought I would pass it along just in case any of you are in the market for some quality processed piss from the Ukraine.
Dudes, check it out. It’s “pure white”, “anti-caking treated” and most definitely not radioactive (Whew!). This is some seriously good
shit stuff – way better than that bottled-water-fueled domestic processed piss.
So, if the prospect of getting your hands on Premium Processed Pee puckers your nibbitz, Mr. Feng is definitely your guy.
Subject: Urea 46
We are the sole agent of Ukraine urea , we supply following specification of urea with the favourable price CIF148/MT, if you have the demand, please contact us.
GDHX. IM & EX GROUP
Urea 46% Agricultural Prilled-shall conform with the following specifications and/or standard international specifications
NITROGEN – 46% MINIMUM
BIURET – 1.0% MAXIMUM
MOISTURE – 0.5% MAXIMUM BY METHOD OF DRYING
FISHER METHOD – 0.3% MAX
FREE AMMONIA -160 PXT PPM MAXIMUM
GRANULATION – 2-4MM, 90% MINIMUM
COLOR – PURE WHITE
FREE FLOWING – 100% ANTICAKING TREATED
MELTING POINT – 132 DEGREE CELSIUS
STATIC RESIST – 0.7%
RADIATION – CERTIFIED NON-RADIOACTIVE
PHYSICAL – FREE FROM HARMFUL SUBSTANCE, IMPURITIES & DUST
Packaging minimum 50kg per bag or heavier in three ply bags.
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