I am sooooooo pissed right now, you have no idea!
After I completed my excellent answers to the Christmas Meme, I thought it would be fun to send it on to Barbra Streisand, because I thought she is really smart and would have fun answering the questions. In fact, I was waiting for a phone call from her thanking me for my thoughtfulness.
But, did I get a phone call? No! Just as I was about to sit down with a bottle of Cristal and some quality herb, I got this freakinâ€™ fax from Babs, in which she went all, like, Jewy on me! She called me a â€œstupid bitchâ€ and said that sheâ€™d like to shove the meme up my ass!
I cannot believe that Hilly and I had planned to invite her to White House parties once Hilly is elected President, with ME as her Vice-President. Hell, we even had the pork-nosed bitch on the short list to become the UN Ambassador. Well, she can damned well forget about that now.
As far as Iâ€™m concerned, olâ€™ Saggy Tits can kiss my traffic-stopping SPEAKER ass!