Not to make light of your washroom woes, but I am laughing my ass off right now (yes, pun intended). That shit drives me crazy (I can’t help it, sorry) – in the ‘ladies'” room (and I use that term loosely), these morons who squat drive me bonkers when they piss all over the seat and leave it there. Sit your ass down and pee dammit!
Not being one who frequents ladies’ rooms,** I was unaware of this curious phenomenon. Now that I have been put wise to this practice, I can only wonder if the squat pissers (Perhaps we should call them “Squissers”) realize that the pee-on-the-seat problem could be avoided by simply raising the farookin’ seat!
I know, I know, “Like, ewwwwww, Jimbo, I’d have to touch the seat!”
Truth is, I think that touching the seat (which, by the way, can be done with one’s foot, or with a piece of, yes, toilet paper in one’s hand) is only part of the problem . I think that women are genetically pre-disposed to NEVER lift the farookin’ seat, and heaven forbid that they have to actually lower the seat before sit pissing (but that’s the subject for another post).
Squissers would do well by taking a lesson from men, who have had the liftable seat thing wired for years.
**NOTE: Any mention of the one-time, unfortunate incident in Helen, Georgia will not be tolerated.