April 24, 2007

I Got Zip.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:41 pm

Seeing as how I have absolutely nothing interesting or amusing to contribute, I thought I’d share something that was sent to me by my pal Shirley, from, as her husband Art would say, “The Great City of Fort Wayne, Indiana.”

Here goes:

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it “Hillary Rodham Clinton”
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of “Hillary Rodham Clinton?”
6. Firmly Click “Yes.”
7. Feel better.

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