April 28, 2007

Another Case of the Ass.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:55 pm

Over the past week or so, I have become sort of a “Mr. Grumpy Pants”. True, the malady is in the nature of a Free-Floating Case of the Ass, but, after some reflection, and attributing a portion of my Case of the Ass to various bits of Life 101, I realized that my rotten-assed disposition is traceable to the antics of these lemons, every single one of whom has made me want to put my fist through a wall over the past month.

They are in no particular order, and if you need links to know who they are and why they give me a Case of the Ass, then you too probably qualify for the list.

Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
Barack Obama
Dick Durbin
Chuck Hagel
Chuck Schumer
Bob Menendez
Frank Lautenberg
John Edwards
Elizabeth Edwards (Yes, it is a shame that she is ill)
Dennis Kuchinich
Rosie O’Donnell
Barbara Walters
Joy Behar
Sean Penn
Sheryl Crow
Al Gore
Daryl Hanna
Bill Moyers
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi
John Murtha
Jesse Jackson
Tim Russert
Lawrence O’Donnell
Ron Kuby
Barney Frank
Ted Kennedy
Cindy Sheehan
Robert Kennedy, Jr.
Jon Corzine (Yes, I’m glad he’s recovering)
Jim McGreevey
Barbra Streisand
Sandy Berger
Dan Rather
David Gregory
Katie Couric
Chris Matthews
Eleanor Clift
John Kerry
Al Sharpton
Tim Russert
Joe Biden
Charlie Rangel
Patrick Leahy
Chris Dodd
Jane Fonda
Barbara Boxer
Andrea Mitchell
Helen Thomas
Jonathan Alter
Bill Maher
Maureen Dowd

Note: Each time I thought I was ready to post this entry, I thought of another person who belongs on the list. I’m posting it now, even though I am sure I omitted more than a few who belong on the list. I think I need a break.

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