Apparently of the mind that I need a regular purging of the bowels, you peeps delight in sending me pictures of these farookin’ pre-historic beasts appearing in places where you know I soon will be. Then there are those who send me pictures for the pure joy of scaring the dogshit out of me, such as, Maeve who sent me an e-mail directing me to this picture. And, yes that is a pig in its mouth.
What did I ever do to you insensitive shitballs to deserve this? Let me answer that for you. NOTHING!
May all you sadists who take joy in sending me pictures of giant man-eating reptiles have a case of itchy heiney in a public place and may every single one of you get stuck in Jersey traffic behind a New York driver. Call 1-800-REPTILES. Don’t call me.