It will be faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive.
It took me long enough, but I finally ordered a new computer. As we speak, the custom doodads are being placed under its hood. It is a kickass 17â€ notebook that contains the memory of a 100 herds of elephants and will be as fast as an F22 Raptor. It’s bad to the bone. The mondo unit will be WiFiâ€™d so that I can create these pearls of wisdom from anywhere in the House by the Parkway and its immediate surroundings.
When I donâ€™t feel like blogging from the Deck or from Mr. Recliner, I will be able to place it into its docking station and use a regular keyboard and mouse and check shit out on a new 19â€ flat screen. Screw something up? No problem. Iâ€™ll have an external drive that backs everything up. Hell, itâ€™s even got a webcam in it, which will come in handy if I ever feel like mooning the â€˜sphere.
Fortunately, a colleague and friend of mine, who is a serious computer guy, has graciously volunteered to come to the House by the Parkway and wire it all up and make sure itâ€™s battle ready.
Of course, once he leaves, Iâ€™ll have to figure out how to make all of it work. I may have a question or two.
Can a digital camera be far behind?