August 16, 2007

Muse News.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:13 pm

Dear Shithook Jimbo:

You thought I’d be back to work today, didn’t you? Admit it. You know you did.

Well, guess what. I’ve been checking around, and now I’m really pissed.

You know, if I worked for this guy or this guy, I’d only have to work a few days per month. I’d have it farookin’ made. Hell, if I worked for this guy or this babe I could actually show my poetic side. You wouldn’t know a decent poem if it bit you on your ass.

You might also be interested to know that I am considering an offer to work for Jesse Jackson, whom I have made aware of our current labor dispute. Working for Jesse, now there’s a real cakewalk. Jesse loved these:

SCREW THE JOOS, NOT THE MUSE!

WE’RE NOT AMUSED WHEN YOU ABUSE THE MUSE!

NO MUSE JUSTICE, NO MUSE PEACE!

So, Mr. Smart Guy, how’s the blog goin’? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Regards,

Your Muse

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