Fire Hydrant: Yo, Shorty!
Kucinich: Excuse me, but are you talking to me?
Fire Hydrant: As a matter of fact, I am.
Kucinich: Youâ€™ve got some nerve. Youâ€™re pretty short yourself.
Fire Hydrant: Well, that makes two things we have in common.
Kucinich: Oh yeah? Whatâ€™s the other thing?
Fire Hydrant: Neither of us will ever be President.