Dear New Jersey Drivers,
What the hell has happened to you? Have you forgotten how to drive in snow?
OK, so we had a bit of snow during the rush hour. Christ, you’d think it was the goddamned blizzard of the century or some shit the way you dipshits seemed to take every opportunity to slam into one another or slam into stationary objects.
You act like you learned to drive in Florida, fer Chrissakes.
Get your shit together, peeps! This is New Jersey, not Key Farookin’ West!
That is all.