In no particular order, they are as follows:
Algore debate someone who actually knows something about climate change.
Harry Reid in cuffs doing the perp walk.
Edward R. Murrow rise from the dead just long enough to publicly call Keith Olbermann an asshole.
All of John Kerry’s military records.
Katie Couric make an on-air admission that she’s in way over her head and that she’s leaving broadcasting to open a cheerleading camp.
Dennis Miller slap the shit out of Bill Maher.
OJ spend the rest of his life in the slammer.
Bruce Springsteen leave New Jersey and move to Berkeley where he belongs.
Jim McGreevey and Jon Corzine caught on tape foot tapping in adjacent stalls in a Newark Airport men’s room.
Hillary and Nancy Pelosi in a hair pulling, eye scratching, screeching fist fight.