DD: So, how are you feeling?
Jimbo: Considerably better. Still a little fatigued, but I figure that will pass in a few more days.
DD: Good. How are your eyes feeling?
Jimbo: Much better. I’ve been doing the drops, and I have a few more days to go with them.
DD: (Looks into my eyes) Good. Are you having any trouble putting the drops in?
Jimbo: Funny you should ask. As a matter of fact, I’m not too good at that.
DD: Well, there is something new out that I could prescribe to you that should make it much easier for you.
Jimbo: Really? What is that?
DD: It contains the same active ingredient to treat your eyes, but it comes in suppository form.
DD: (shit-eating grin)
Jimbo: You’re shitting me.
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