A few days ago in the supermarket …………
Can of Beets: Yo!
Can of Beets: Yo! Over here, next to the lima beans.
Jimbo: A talking can of beets?
Can of Beets: Yeah, what of it?
Jimbo: Nothing … just seems strange. What do you want?
Can of Beets: I’ve been watching you walk up and down this aisle for a few months now. You buy corn, peas, lima beans … all kinds of stuff. So, what’s wrong with me?
Jimbo: Sorry, but I really don’t care for beets.
Can of Beets: You don’t like beets? What the hell is wrong with you? Do you like horseradish?
Jimbo: Oh yeah. I love horseradish.
Can of Beets: Did you know that beets are what give horseradish its nice red color?
Jimbo: Frankly, I prefer white horseradish.
Can of Beets: Ha! I knew it!
Jimbo: You knew what?
Can of Beets: You’re a racist.
Jimbo: Don’t be ridiculous.
Can of Beets: Oh really? Let me ask you this. Did you vote for Obama?
Jimbo: No, I didn’t.
Can of Beets: Well, there you go. You’re one of those white supremacists and a member of the Klan. I’ll be you’re a war criminal too.
Can of Beets: Hey! Where do you think you’re going? Are you afraid to debate me? Bigot!
Jimbo: Stupid beets.