January 10, 2009

Obama’s Morning Joe.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:22 pm

We’ve heard much about the role that Joe Biden will play in The One’s administration. Again, PRS Operatives have managed to plant listening devices in the Office of the President-elect.

Here’s what we heard this morning:

B_O: Good morning, Joe. Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for bringing the coffee..

Biden: Hey, Barack. I’m here, just like you asked. How are you today?

B_O: I’m fine, Joe, but it’s “Mr. President-elect,” not Barack. You might as well get used to it.


B_O: Was there something else?

Biden: Sure is, Bara – I mean, Mr. President-elect. I’m here for the regular meetings you said we would be having on, your know, important topics.

B_O: When did I say that?

Biden: During the campaign. Surely you remember.

B_O: I suppose so. So, what’s on your mind?

Biden: Well, I thought I could share my thoughts with you on the Middle East problem. I do have a great deal of experience and expertise in that area. Most important, I think is the current fighting between Hamas and —

B_O: Joe! What the hell is wrong with you?

Biden: Excuse me?

B_O: I specifically told you SKIM MILK with no sugar! This is REGULAR MILK, and it’s loaded with sugar. I ask you again; what the hell is wrong with you?

Biden: Jeez, I’m sorry. I had no idea it was that big a deal. Anyway, back to the Middle East. I think our position with respect to Israel should be ––

B_O: Joe!

Biden: Yes?

B_O: Go and get the right goddamned coffee. Now!

Biden: But what about our meeting?

B_O: We just had it.

Biden: But you promised that we would meet every day, Mr. President-elect.

B_O: And we will. I have you slotted in between 8:00 and 8:02 a.m. Bring the coffee, and be sure to get it right.

Biden: So, that’s it?

B_O: Yeah, that’s it.


B_O: Well, there is one other thing…..

Biden: Great! What is it?

B_O: Next time, remember: SKIM MILK and NO GODDAMNED SUGAR!

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