Weâ€™ve heard much about the role that Joe Biden will play in The Oneâ€™s administration. Again, PRS Operatives have managed to plant listening devices in the Office of the President-elect.
Hereâ€™s what we heard this morning:
B_O: Good morning, Joe. Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for bringing the coffee..
Biden: Hey, Barack. Iâ€™m here, just like you asked. How are you today?
B_O: Iâ€™m fine, Joe, but itâ€™s â€œMr. President-elect,â€ not Barack. You might as well get used to it.
B_O: Was there something else?
Biden: Sure is, Bara â€“ I mean, Mr. President-elect. Iâ€™m here for the regular meetings you said we would be having on, your know, important topics.
B_O: When did I say that?
Biden: During the campaign. Surely you remember.
B_O: I suppose so. So, whatâ€™s on your mind?
Biden: Well, I thought I could share my thoughts with you on the Middle East problem. I do have a great deal of experience and expertise in that area. Most important, I think is the current fighting between Hamas and —
B_O: Joe! What the hell is wrong with you?
Biden: Excuse me?
B_O: I specifically told you SKIM MILK with no sugar! This is REGULAR MILK, and itâ€™s loaded with sugar. I ask you again; what the hell is wrong with you?
Biden: Jeez, Iâ€™m sorry. I had no idea it was that big a deal. Anyway, back to the Middle East. I think our position with respect to Israel should be â€“–
B_O: Go and get the right goddamned coffee. Now!
Biden: But what about our meeting?
B_O: We just had it.
Biden: But you promised that we would meet every day, Mr. President-elect.
B_O: And we will. I have you slotted in between 8:00 and 8:02 a.m. Bring the coffee, and be sure to get it right.
Biden: So, thatâ€™s it?
B_O: Yeah, thatâ€™s it.
B_O: Well, there is one other thingâ€¦..
Biden: Great! What is it?
B_O: Next time, remember: SKIM MILK and NO GODDAMNED SUGAR!