March 2, 2009

Death is Not an Option.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:06 pm

I thought a little diversion from the news horribles of the day is in order.

What say we play a little mind game? Not exactly like a crossword puzzle or that brain-numbing Sudoku thing – nay, this is a game of choice. The key is that you must choose one of the options provided. It is most important to remember that death is not an option.

Would you rather:

(a) Mug it up for five minutes with Helen Thomas; or
(b) Eat a tablespoon of dogshit?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Watch Chuck Schumer take a shower; or
(b) Watch Barney Frank take a shower?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Perform a prostate exam on Michael Moore; or
(b) Smack your thumb hard with a hammer?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Listen to 24 hours of non-stop Hillary Clinton speeches; or
(b) Watch a 24 hour marathon of “The View?”
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Give Harry Reid a one-hour massage; or
(b) Stand waist-deep in a cesspool for four hours?
Remember, death is not an option.

Now, wasn’t that fun?

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