Mom: Your father and I are anxious to meet your new girlfriend.
Dad: We sure are, son. I’ll bet she’s a real looker.
Son: She sure is, and I have more good news.
Mom: Really? Do tell.
Son: I asked her to marry me and she said “yes.” We’re getting married in two months!
Mom: Oh, my. There is so much to do between now and then. So many arrangements to be made. What’s the hurry? Is she pr——?
Son: No, not that. She’s just so special, I don’t want to give her time to change her mind is all.
Dad: So, when do get to meet the little lady?
Son: I’ll bring her by tomorrow, but I have a picture with me.
Mom: Oh, we’re so excited for you. Let’s see her picture.
Son: Here she is.
(Note: The story on the photo is here.)