Itâ€™s not easy when, within the span of a few days, I learned the following:
1. In the eyes of the Department of Homeland Security, I could well be a Right-Wing Extremist.
I have to stop now, because I canâ€™t keep the eyeholes in this white hood lined up with my eyes, not to mention that it’s all soggy from my constant dribbling. Something about my synapses and my frontal lobes, according to Dr. Douchebag.