April 22, 2009

Earth Day.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:40 pm

Holy crap! Earth Day is almost over, and I forgot to celebrate.

If I knew Al Gore’s present whereabouts, I’d go outside and fart in his general direction. Hell, I’ll just go outside and add to the methane levels in the atmosphere and hope that a few molecules of the bowel windage find their way to Al’s nares.

Calling All New Jersey Druggies, Scofflaws and Shoplifters.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 11:30 pm

Tired of being hassled by the cops? Sick of being searched? Handcuffed? Booked? Locked up?

Is that what’s troublin’ you, Bunky?

Great news! Move here. Please.

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