Today was one of those days when reading the news damned near had my eyeballs ready to explode. I feel that Iâ€™m approaching critical mass with the dumbshittery of the administration. And, donâ€™t get me started with the state government. The worst part is that the anger spills into every farookinâ€™ thing, to the point where I get to thinking that everything sucks.
So, I decided to spend ten seconds or so to force myself to think of a thing that doesnâ€™t suck. There are, of course, many easy things to pick from, such as health, family, friends and stuff like that. Rather I wanted to quickly (ten seconds worth) think of an unsung Good Thing.
It came to me.
V8 vegetable juice.
Itâ€™s tasty, it has zero fat, itâ€™s low in calories, and it is the only thing to use when making a gorilla stompinâ€™ bloody mary.
Of course, there are some who would piss on my parade by asking, â€œIs V8 juice really healthy?â€ They bray, “It has â€œtooooo much sodiumâ€ and the vegetables are â€œreconstituted.â€ (I can feel the smug all over me when whoever wrote that typed the word â€œreconstituted.â€ Yo, kiss my unreconstituted ass, Smugturd.
The fact is that the â€œlow sodiumâ€ variety of V8 tastes like ass, and Iâ€™m not interested in any of that V8 â€œfusionâ€ stuff either. Iâ€™m talking about the real, unscrewed-with V8 â€“ an Unsung Good Thing.
That is all.