PRS Operatives have learned that between bites of All Things Curry at the recent state dinner held for the Prime Minister of India, many guests were exchanging text messages. PRSâ€™s proprietary technology permitted us to intercept some of the more memorable exchanges. Here is sample:
Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi a/k/a â€œPearlâ€
Pearl: Hey Hilly!
Hillary: Hey Pearl. How RU?
Pearl: Does this food suck enough?
Hillary: Damned straight, but U should C the crap Iâ€™ve been eating at some of the shithole countries Iâ€™ve been to.
Pearl: LOL! Wanna meet me in the ladies room? I brought some world-class blow with me; we could do a couple lines.
Pearl: Besides, I have 2 get out of this chair. My ass is killing me.
Hillary: Wassup w/ that?
Pearl: I have a new pool boy.
Pearl: Heâ€™s Greek.
Hillary: LOL! Awesome. See U in 5.
Rahm Emmanuel and Joe Biden
Rahm:: Whoâ€™s the blonde in the red dress that was all over you like a cheap suit?
Biden: Her name is â€œSalamiâ€ or some shit. Says sheâ€™s the Queen of Farookistan.
Biden: Yeah, sheâ€™s a big cheese. I told her Iâ€™d plan an official visit to her country.
Rahm: Idiot! There is no country named Farookinstan!
Biden: Are U forgetting whoâ€™s the foreign policy expert around here?
Rahm: I damned sure f**king know who’s the f**king moron around here.
Katie Couric and Brian Williams
Katie: Hey, did U C how the President did the toast to the Indian guy?
Brian: U mean how he stuck a cocktail napkin to the side of the glass?
Katie: Yeah. Heâ€™s brilliant. That was awesome.
Brian: It really was. Iâ€™m going to do that from now on. Heâ€™s awesome.
Katie: Iâ€™m going to do that too. He really is awesome.
Brian: Very awesome.
Katie: Heâ€™s of the most awesome.