Pelosi: Wow! It’s the Easter Bunny. Did you bring me something for Easter?
Easter Bunny: I sure did. I made a special batch of chocolate covered eggs just for you.
Pelosi: A special batch? Just for me?
Easter Bunny: Yes, they’re very special, and they are just for you.
Pelosi: Goody! I love chocolate covered eggs. Oh my, they’re beautiful. (Takes bite) GAK! These eggs are full of shit!
Easter Bunny: Indeed. Happy Easter.