July 1, 2010

Waxman and a Bat.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:57 pm

Hey Alfie! Haven’t seen you in a long time. How are you doing?

Huh? My name isn’t Alfie.

Oh, sorry, but, you really are a dead ringer for my cousin Alfie. Don’t take offense; Alfie is the best looking one in the family.

I’ll have you know that I’m a United States Congressman, and you’re a smartass. I have a good mind to subpoena you to appear before my committee.

Subpoena me? Dude, I’m a bat.

A republican bat, no doubt.

Well, you may look like my cousin Alfie, but you’re nowhere near as bright.

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