Hey Alfie! Havenâ€™t seen you in a long time. How are you doing?
Huh? My name isn’t Alfie.
Oh, sorry, but, you really are a dead ringer for my cousin Alfie. Donâ€™t take offense; Alfie is the best looking one in the family.
Iâ€™ll have you know that Iâ€™m a United States Congressman, and youâ€™re a smartass. I have a good mind to subpoena you to appear before my committee.
Subpoena me? Dude, Iâ€™m a bat.
A republican bat, no doubt.
Well, you may look like my cousin Alfie, but youâ€™re nowhere near as bright.