December 14, 2010

Specialty Drinks from the House by the Parkway (South).

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:38 pm

Being somewhat of an amateur mixologist, I would like to offer the following suggestions for signature cocktails:

Nancy Pelosi’s “Berkeley Bomb”

3 oz. Cristal
1 oz. Botox
1 tsp. Maui Wowie (remove stems and seeds)
1 tab of awesome acid

Mix ingredients in an old shaker, using old ice. Strain into an old martini glass painted to look new.


Al Gore’s “Climate Change Chiller/Warmer”

Pink wine (non-carbonated)

Pour into a wine glass and serve. If your guests complain that wine is too warm, blame global warming climate change. If your guests complain that wine is too cold, blame global warming climate change.


Barack’s “Blast”

Milky ice cubes
Glass

Add ice to glass and serve. Tell your guests that is a complex and delicious drink. If your guests are democrats, they’ll buy it.

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