April 26, 2011

Seriously Important Factoid.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 10:59 pm

Question: What is the most widely-eaten fruit in America?

Answer: The banana.

OK, I know you’re thinking, Yo, Jimbo. That ain’t real clear. Are we talking gross tonnage consumed, or pounds per person, or units of fruit per person?

My response: Don’t break my stindeens. My source is impeccable. I read this on the inside of a Diet Snapple Ice Tea bottle cap. For you Diet Snapple bottle cap purists, it is “Real Fact #837.” Relax. Eat a farookin’ banana.

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