July 19, 2011

More Unadultarted Bullshit from The One.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:40 pm

This time it’s about oil and coal.

If this punk is re-elected, we may as well kiss the country good-bye.

via Sondrakistan

July 18, 2011

A Thing of Beauty.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:05 pm

Today the temperature is hitting the mid 90′s here at the House by the Parkway. I think a bit of Firefly Mint Sweet Vodka is in order.

July 17, 2011

The Fix.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:37 am

Swiped from iOTW

Oh the Humanity.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:18 am

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are divorcing.

OMG!! Will this have an effect on American Idol?

I fear for the Republic.

July 16, 2011

The Audacity of Mendacity.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:57 pm

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to believe a single word that comes out of this rat bastard’s mouth.

via Sondrakistan

July 14, 2011

Think you Can Disappear into a Crowd?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:10 pm

Maybe not.

Wow!

July 12, 2011

How’s About Some Two-Wheeled Fun?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:17 pm

Errrr … no thanks.

Swiped from iOTW

July 11, 2011

Jambalaya.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:04 pm

My dad used to play and sing this song during his regular kitchen concerts. So, the other day I was in the library looking through the CD collection, and I came across a CD by Van Morrison with Linda Gail Lewis, entitled “You Win Again.” At that moment, I recalled having listenined to an interview of Van Morrison (I believe by Imus) at which time Van said that his dad was a country music fan and that he (Van) grew up listening to country music. I immediately scarfed up the CD figuring that Van would kick ass and take names.

It’s a great CD, but Jambalaya simply knocked me out. There are many, many versions of the song (including a great one by Fats Domino), but this one grabbed me by the guts and wouldn’t let go.

I’m writing to the guys in the band to let them know that I want to do this tune in Colorado.

My dad sang the shit out of if, Van Morrison sang the shit out of it, and I plan on singing the shit out of it as well. That’s a promise. I picked up the guitar, and I think the key of A sounds about right.

Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou.

Yes!

July 10, 2011

He Said What?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:55 pm


The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies.

Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.

Senator Barack Obama, March 16, 2006.

The Audacity of Assholery.

July 9, 2011

Yo, So How Do Youse Guys Toowak?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:48 pm

Here is a nifty quiz that, based on your answers, will tell you what kind of accent, if any, you have.

People have told me that I speak with a New Jersey accent, and the results of this test are in agreement with those people.

Obviously those people and this test are insane.

Swiped from Denny.

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