PRS Operatives have used proprietary technology to obtain a copy of a text message exchange between Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the Chairthing of the Democrat National Committee, and The One, hereinafter identified as “BHO.”
BHO: Just a note from Martha’s V’yard to let you know that you are doing a wonderful job.
DWS: OMFG (sorry about the “F” Mr. President – I’m so excited!), I am so honored, Mr. President. U are sooooo awesome!! I’ve been telling everyone about the eleventy-thousand jobs U’ve created and everything!
BHO: I know, and I hope U are also telling everyone about the seventy-eleventy-thousand jobs I’ve saved.
DWS: Oh, I have been telling everyone that too, Mr. President and also how you inherited all the really bad stuff from Bush’s failed policies. U are sooooo awesome! It’s not just me. Everyone in the country thinks you are awesome.
BHO: Well, I think there are a few people who might not agree with your assessment.
DWS: Maybe there are a few, but they R all racists, Mr. President. All the smart people know how awesome U R.
BHO: Well, thanks again, Debbie, for a job well done.
DWS: Mr. President…?
DWS: U R so totally awesome. I would like to have a child with you.
BHO: Sorry, I don’t do Joos. You are, like, totally, haram.
DWS: I still think U’r awesome.
BHO: I knew you would.