PRS Operatives have used proprietary technology to obtain a copy of a text message exchange between Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the Chairthing of the Democrat National Committee, and The One, hereinafter identified as â€œBHO.â€
BHO: Just a note from Marthaâ€™s Vâ€™yard to let you know that you are doing a wonderful job.
DWS: OMFG (sorry about the â€œFâ€ Mr. President â€“ Iâ€™m so excited!), I am so honored, Mr. President. U are sooooo awesome!! Iâ€™ve been telling everyone about the eleventy-thousand jobs Uâ€™ve created and everything!
BHO: I know, and I hope U are also telling everyone about the seventy-eleventy-thousand jobs Iâ€™ve saved.
DWS: Oh, I have been telling everyone that too, Mr. President and also how you inherited all the really bad stuff from Bushâ€™s failed policies. U are sooooo awesome! Itâ€™s not just me. Everyone in the country thinks you are awesome.
BHO: Well, I think there are a few people who might not agree with your assessment.
DWS: Maybe there are a few, but they R all racists, Mr. President. All the smart people know how awesome U R.
BHO: Well, thanks again, Debbie, for a job well done.
DWS: Mr. Presidentâ€¦?
DWS: U R so totally awesome. I would like to have a child with you.
BHO: Sorry, I donâ€™t do Joos. You are, like, totally, haram.
DWS: I still think Uâ€™r awesome.
BHO: I knew you would.