Good afternoon, Senator. PRS here. Do you have a moment or two for a few questions?
PRS? Is that one of those womenâ€™s monthly things?
You know: PRS — that thing when women get crazy once a month.
I just wanted to â€¦
Didnâ€™t you get it?
Get what, Senator?
The joke, man. PRS, PMS â€¦ Get it?
May I ask you a few questions?
Ha! You obviously donâ€™t appreciate nuance.
Perhaps. Anyway, about those questions â€¦
Sure. Fire Away. John Kerry, reporting for duty!
Thank you. Would you care to comment on the financial disclosure documents that pretty convincingly show that you made well in excess of a million dollars by trading in securities based on inside information?
Let me be perfectly clear. I was for that before I was against that.
Iâ€™m afraid I donâ€™t understand your answer. Were the trades identified in these documents based on information that was not available to the general public?
Bush had Bin Laden cornered in Tora Bora and let him go.
Senator, what about these trades?
Would you like to hear me play some guitar?
Like I said; you donâ€™t appreciate nuance.
I guess not.