I’m sure that by now you all know about The Obama Event Registry. The object of this
clever stunningly idiotic idea is for The One’s supporters who have a wedding, anniversary, birthday or other gift-giving event coming up, to forego receiving a gift, but rather to ask their gift-givers to click on the Obama Event Registry to make a gift to the Obama campaign.
PRS Operatives have learned of yet another fundraising scheme being cooked up by the geniuses running the Obama Campaign. In fact, we have obtained a copy of the fundraising letter that will mailed to The One’s supporters, and it will appear online as well. Take a look.
TAKE THE PLUNGE FOR BARACK.
Dear Friends and Supporters:
Quite simply, my re-election is absolutely critical to the future existence of the United States, the world and the planet. The Republicans, obstructionist fat cat creeps that they are, just don’t seem to realize that. We’re in for a tough fight this year, and Michelle and I need your help in a big way.
In that regard, I am happy to announce our “TAKE THE PLUNGE FOR BARACK” program, which provides you with a convenient way to make a meaningful donation to my campaign and thereby ensure that I have another four years in which to finish the job of fundamentally transforming America.
It’s easy! Here’s all you have to do:
1. Create your Last Will and Testament, leaving your entire estate to my campaign. If you already have a will, you will need to write a new one to accomplish this. Don’t worry about the cost of preparing the document, as Eric Holder and I have a virtual army of lawyers available to help you, free of charge, just a click away.
2. Properly execute the document in accordance with your state’s probate laws (our lawyers can help you with this – again, at no cost to you!)
3. Once you have executed your Last Will and Testament, locate a high bridge and take the plunge. If you are having trouble finding a suitably high bridge, consider throwing yourself in front of a bus or driving into a bridge abutment. This has to be done before November, and we ask that you “Take the Plunge” no later than October 15th, as we will need all the money we can get our hands on for the final run-up to Election Day.
Do it for your Leader!
It’s the right thing to do!
Update: The lunacy continues — for real.
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