December 26, 2012

Wherein Piers Morgan Meets a Ten-Year Old Boy with a Water Gun.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:09 pm

PRS Operatives where on hand to record an encounter between Piers Morgan, CNN’s obnoxious, bleating anti-gun punk.

TEEEEEEEK!!

BoyWhy are you screeching?

TYou’re holding an assault rifle!

BoyWhat are you talking about? It’s a water gun. It squirts water. Water Gun

TDon’t tell me, you little American gun nut piece of shit. I know an assault weapon when I see one.

BoyIt’s a water gun. It squirts water. Water Gun

TYeah? Well, it’s got a trigger, doesn’t it?

BoyIt’s a water gun. It squirts water. Water Gun

TIt’s got that handle thingy, doesn’t it?

BoyIt’s a water gun. It squirts water. Water Gun

TEven if what you’re saying is true, in a few years you’ll be buying one of black assault rifles that shoots lots of bullets – atomic bullets – and you’ll kill a bunch of people.

BoyIt’s a water gun. It squirts water. Water Gun

TYou’re a bloodthirsty animal, and you hate people – especially children.

BoyYou may be the dumbest son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever met.

TI’m calling the police.

BoySuit yourself, but they have real guns, and I don’t they’re real fond of prissy assholes with British accents.

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